Shi-thead

A way of saying shit head with no consequences

Person 1 “You’re a real shi-thead”
Person 2 “a what?”

by Toasty boy with butter March 27, 2020

Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

Thirst Trad

A young, attractive woman (or can be a man too) who is part of conservative and/or more traditional spaces who speaks against the ills of feminism, is seemingly pro-life and dislikes the modern dating scene, yet simultaneously posts thirst traps on their social media accounts to gain more attention and a following from both men (or women) who “like” what she has to say and/or other women (or men) who will validate their beauty and endeavors and message…

Conservative Guy: did you see Emily’s speech at the youth summit? It was amazing!

Based Conservative Girl: she only got that spot because she’s a thirst trad…

Conservative Guy:….

by Boston_bunny613 September 9, 2023

bite your thread

Compose a well thought out response and not post it because it is socially or otherwise better not to.

"They're very stubborn. Don't waste your time on them, bite your thread."

by bullymassive June 13, 2012

Coup de thread

When a thread on a forum or site suddenly disappears and is taken over by another thread of larger size. This happens frequently when there is breaking news and news sites like reddit have to decide which thread is going to be the main discussion point.

Person 1:Hey dude, what happened to that one thread you posted after the egyptian army removed Morsi from power? I cant find it anywhere!
Person 2: A coup de thread took place, I was first but the other one took off and has all the comments now
Person 1: Dang dude, all that sweet karma you could have earned.

by Martialis1 July 31, 2013

Catch me on Threads

Unable to be contacted for a certain length of time.

Catch me on Threads tomorrow, Jessica and I rented Titanic on VHS.

by subspaceboy July 4, 2023

Treadmill

A secret code name used for when you are fuckin your ex boyfriends best friend.

"My god, my treadmill is fuckin crazy in bed."
"Last night my treadmill and I had a great fuckin work out...he has a big cock"

by porcupine November 24, 2003