anti whiskey dick

occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.

(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.

by JCUD114 March 20, 2020

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

whiskey drinkers whistle

a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal

my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle

by Samran53 October 21, 2020

Whiskey Ribs

When you're drinking whiskey, and you can start to feel the alcohol in your ribcage.

I can feel this whiskey in my ribcage. Sounds like whiskey ribs to me!

by B00pieSn00ts October 30, 2020

whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...

Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!

by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017

Whiskey bottle bad ass

Usually meaning, one who drinks whiskey and instantly becomes a bad ass, one who will kick ass and forget names! They Usually use terms like "you're no match for me", or "I'll kill you" and then once the whiskey effect wears off they use the terms like " I'm sorry, I was drunk" or " I'm never drinking that again"!

Whiskey bottle bad ass......Hey I just got a call from richard, he's being a "Whisky bottle bad ass" again!

by Sanderclause is coming April 12, 2017

whiskey bailer

A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.

Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.

Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.

Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.

by arceebee April 17, 2017