by Ben's son January 22, 2004
A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money
or
A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
or
A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
by suzzzzzzzzie January 09, 2009
One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.
by Schlotfeld April 18, 2007
(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.
Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!
by StevyNix June 03, 2013
A magical fairy that feeds off your body sweat and man goo. If you wait too long in one day to take a shower, then the fairy escapes from the drain and anally rapes you to get your man goo.
by Shower Fairy May 03, 2007
A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
by No1AboveLo May 01, 2011
The mythical, benevolent being who invisibly swoops in and magically changes the stinking mountain of dirty laundry into freshly washed, dried, and folded garments, artfully stacked and organized, and, possibly, even delivered to the bedrooms of the actual owners/wearers of the clothing. This is done for the sheer delight and personal gratification of the Laundry Fairy, who has absofuckinglutely nothing better to do in life, so no thanks or reciprocity is necessary. Really. However, Laundry Fairies have been known to file for divorce, kick children out of the house, and shove random baskets of laundry up the rectal orifices of housemates. Extreme Caution, and doing your own damn wash, is strongly advised if the Laundry Fairy begins mumbling about power chainsaws.
Q: Why are all John's clothes suddenly that weird pink color?
A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.
A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.
by Cinnamon67 October 05, 2011