The Clock Destroyer

A Stick Man Clock that killed StrawBerryClock's Ansisters!

Awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Da Clock Killa!

by OLSKOO September 26, 2003

Clock block

When an object or person annoyingly blocks the only clock in a room by being in front of it. Not allowing anyone to know the time.

Why is that projector there? It's being such a clock block.

by ihateclockblocks September 13, 2010

beat the clock

engaging in sexual intercourse for a period of time, then promptly slashing her throat while attempting to ejaculate before her heart stops. remember..youre not a necrophiliac if you finish before her heart ceases to beat.

last night jen and i played beat the clock. she was not a big fan...

by University of Memphis FUCK YEA September 04, 2008

Grenade Clock

One of the best new artists in the Clock Crew. Author of the soon to be released Clock Bond Movie, The Man Who Sold The World.

Grenade Clock doesn't suck.

by Not Grenade_Clock November 01, 2003

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 08, 2004

clock tower

an ugly person who looks like a mix between Paul Bearer, Missy Elliot, and Shrek

turn up "get your freak on" and get a look at this fuckin clock tower

by Harry Peritesties April 05, 2006

Off the clock

What you do on your own free time at lunch during work when you aren't being paid.

Do not do anything n.s.f.w if you're off the clock at work.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2021