Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak August 31, 2019

Flag

Get the Phantom Timmug.

tim and con

short for timid and confident, they’re used in opposition but can be used separately

Ex: I’m feeling pretty tim today because I didn’t get much sleep.
Ex: I’m feeling con, I aced my math test!
Ex: Don’t be tim, be con!
Ex: Tim and con is the best way to describe emotions.

by spookysponge May 21, 2023

Flag

Get the tim and conmug.

Tim Daly

A little less douche!

Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)

by dewswhat June 5, 2013

Flag

Get the Tim Dalymug.

Tim Tebowed

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.

I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.

by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011

Flag

Get the Tim Tebowedmug.

Tim Allen

1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:

A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.

2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."

1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.

B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.

C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.

2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...

by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

Flag