Stupid Tax

The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.
"stop paying stupid tax, you're never going to win the powerball."
by Joseph Milton July 05, 2007
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Cracker Tax

Tax that unfairly targets white people. Most recent example is a result of President Barack Obama's health care reform law. Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning in July as a result of the U.S. health-care overhaul signed into law by President Barack Obama. The tax is overtly racist because a dispoportinate number of white people lie in tanning beds!
The cracker tax is another form of reverse racism. Taxing tanning beds would be like white people taxing Kwanzaa, fried chicken or watermelons.
by SheilaPrince March 31, 2010
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It pays the taxes

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010
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tax fraud

Yoshi never committed tax fraud.
by ComputerLover November 10, 2018
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arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.
'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'
by The Moai April 14, 2005
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Boyfriend tax

The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.
Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
by cv rebelchick September 26, 2016
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Brother tax

When a sibbling pays their brother to clam them as a sibbling and /or putting up with them for years
by Mr knows everything 1976 July 07, 2017
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