1. The closer you live to Friesland (a province in the north of Holland), the more stubborn you are.
Person 1: Dude, that guy is so stubborn!
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.
Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.
Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..
by Nederland July 31, 2012
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1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable September 8, 2007
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jimi hendrix, the greatest guitar player ever did not know shit about reading music. he played from the heart and soul, and thats what music is really all about. there are no "rules" you are supposed to follow to be a good musician
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