someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023
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also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008
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The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
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