Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

by lipscocity December 15, 2009

Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019

test hangover

That feeling on the morning after an important test when a person starts overanalyzing all of their answers to every question, often leading to the belief that they failed immensely.

"I have a pounding headache..."
"Sucks, man. Want an Advil?"
"I want my SAT prep book because of this test hangover I'm having."

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

Bar-testing

To discover and try new bars that are worth being your friends and/or dates to on future occasions.

I'm new to this area and I need to do some bar-testing before my party next week.

by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015

Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not

When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.

by Betty Faye Wobble January 16, 2021

permit test

The biggest piece of shit known to man

Hey man I failed the permit test again

by Totally real person February 9, 2023

jiggle test

when a women jiggles her huge tits to impress another one or make one jealous

hey keenan look that girls doing the jiggle test to get your attention

by nervousnelson October 22, 2017