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Teddy

You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!

I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.

You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.
“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”
by Thewargod June 9, 2024
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
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Ginger Teddy

Someone with 0 rizz and looks like the guy from ratatouille
by BeccaHaterNo1 October 31, 2022
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Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.
Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo
by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019
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The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.
I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.
by D-Teal October 14, 2011
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Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.
I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night
by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011
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