spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

by flayie June 27, 2023

Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.

Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

spider elf

An awesome elf on a shelf. He\she is a spider man elf lol. OwO

yo spider elf is Cool!

by Pink bunny rose December 26, 2021

Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

by God among us October 15, 2020

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021