breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

knife soup

A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.

Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.

Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!

by The Second Englishman June 10, 2021

Sumo Soup

When one person produces feces in a underwear piece and and a 2nd party commenced to wearing the deficated underwear….

Daniel and David performed a sumo soup because David couldn’t wait for the bathroom….

by Crazy6310659 March 10, 2022

Coochie soup

When a man eats a huge creampie out of a vagina.

"bro, no homo but I had some coochie soup before I came here."

by SexiPotatoe May 7, 2020

Soup friend

1. A friend/Person you love to eat soup with

2. Someone drinking soup out of a women's vagina using a straw.

1. Hey, you're my best soup friend!

2. Hey Gurl, wanna be my soup Friend??

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.

That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom

by Fortniteamongus April 24, 2021

Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.

Just brewing up some Fecal Soup

by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011