shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

Shadow Default

Coined in 2023. When someone in Canada cannot pay their mortgage and they haven't defaulted by banking standards. However, their loan balance is increasing and amortization is being pushed out because they cannot afford to pay (negative amortization). The default is happening in the shadows as it is not being picked up by regulators or the public. The person is in a shadow default.

Tom took out that variable rate mortgage in 2021 when he creamed his shorts to buy a house. He is now in shadow default as rates went up and he can't afford the mortgage.

by Market Mania September 5, 2023

shadow cricket

A derogatory term for African Americans. It comes from their ability to lurk in the darkness with ease.

Hey where'd Tre go?

I don't know, it's too dark.

Fuckin' shadow cricket.

by ShadowCricket April 30, 2016

Moonlight Shadow

A crime fighting vigilante who only comes out at night. He is truly an eye opener, and you never want to get on his bad side.

The Moonlight Shadow shall seek justice.

by MoonlightXxx March 25, 2021

Shadow flush

the flush used to cover the sound of something you don't want heard outside of the bathroom like, but not limited to terd bombs or masturbation and can also be done by turning on the sink or shower.

ex. dude randy has flushed like 20 times since he's been in there.

booby: he's prolly beating hoss and using the shadow flush technique to cover it up.

ex.2 man, my stomach was tore up so bad i had to shadow flush like three times.

by teezybeezy'sbro November 1, 2010

Shadow Karens

An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.

Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching

by AKaleido September 23, 2020

Shadow people

Mysterious dark beings that are seen resulting from sleep deprivation, hallucinogens (mainly deliriants) or potent stimulant use (such as meth), mental illness, or even possibly an actually real paranormal phenomenon.

I couldn't go to sleep, because the shadow people appeared in my bedroom, and they were scaring me.

by K-Dogg1 August 27, 2019