rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.

The election was a complete rooster up.

by zmp February 10, 2005

Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.

I'm totally a toasted rooster when I get high.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Black Rooster aye?

When yer heavy choking fur a piece a chicken man

Here mate black rooster aye?

by Jack Bartons belly February 15, 2021

Convertible Rooster

The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.

" My girl had mentioned she wanted to try Convertible Rooster this time to spice things up . "

by DjTresway February 24, 2021

Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.

That old rooster cock scott is at it again

by The wish master March 22, 2021