whack a moled

To get shot in the head

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

Mole grip

When a penis goes blood red from a fearsome grip.

My uncle gave me a mole grip when I was younger.

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019

mole grip

Sexual favours

She gave me a mole grip

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019

mole raper

A topped golf shot that travels close to or along the ground.

After topping his driver "geez what a mole raper".

by Olknackersbob July 11, 2019

Mole

Brittany walker

She’s such a mole

by Fuck nah July 28, 2019

jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019