Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP

Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021

LAMP

Sex me now
with a bucket of cheese !

hello, lets lamp!
mm i love lamp
Lamp me off a piece of that.

by Kaka,anan,haha October 16, 2008

Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

Lamping

To merk rodents and small mammals with a small caliber rifle or airsoft gun. Preferably with Mr. Meyers in or around Sommerset, PA.

The Meyer's just took me and the missus lamping on vacation. Sum good eatin afterwards.

by Jimbobcooterville December 28, 2019

lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy

"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"

"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"

by suhh_dew January 30, 2017

amber lamps

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024