Guy 1 accidentally cuts Guy 2's stomach open.
Guy 1: ARE YOU OKAY!?
Guy 2 opens his stomach so his organs can be seen.
Guy 2: DEEZ GUTS!
Guy 1: NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Guy 2: But they're so healthy!
Guy 1: NO! I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE!
Guy 1: ARE YOU OKAY!?
Guy 2 opens his stomach so his organs can be seen.
Guy 2: DEEZ GUTS!
Guy 1: NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Guy 2: But they're so healthy!
Guy 1: NO! I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE!
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Get the Beat guts mug.An actual term ROT GUT refers to the middle ages when cadavers were transported in huge barrells of liquor in secret to medical schools. Dissection was illegal, and this was a way to secretly transport cadavers, and get wasted.
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'Travis Johnstone has a build like a 17 year-old, which is a worry because you wonder about his gut-running abilities'
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While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
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