Dolphin ass

An item or thing that somebody has, that is not desired, so the person in possession hyped it up to be great when it is in fact not.

“Hey Ryan, did you hear James grabbed that new weed pack off his cousin for the low, and he says it’s totally loud?”

“Nah man, I saw it last Friday. James is smoking on that dolphin ass, you know why he got that price? that shits dried out and weak!”

by MAADark August 26, 2021

dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010

Chancing the Dolphin

When you stand on the intersection of I-65 and Scottsville Rd in a duster and expose yourself to oncoming traffic.

Chancing the Dolphin is very frowned upon in most areas of the world.

by T-Weez March 4, 2021

Street dolphin

A very loud obnoxious female , typically wearing high heels and/or a lil black dress. Who when laughing while drunk makes a sound similar to that of a dolphin. They will often display the same sexual aggression as an actual horny dolphin. Very rarely will you find one alone , as they prefer to travel in larger groups on sidewalks in bigger cities .

"Man I heard those street dolphins coming from around the corner, we should buy them shots of fireball and see if they will dry hump us ! "

by KoolMFkev February 21, 2017

Dolphin squeeze

After a man cums he squeezes the last drop of semen out and makes the girl eat it

After I came down her throat, I did a dolphin squeeze and had her eat the last drop of cum.

by ARjunkie November 9, 2018

dolphin fingers

To be outstanding at something, nearly achieve your goal only to let it slip in a ridiculous way

The Arsenal team are good but watch how they flop by the end of this season, they got dolphin fingers for real!

by Mr Clumsy May 29, 2016

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013