Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you
“You can literally shaft one
by Shafter101 July 2, 2019
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Shaft

Person 1:"did you see the shaft on him!"
Person 2:"naw fuck man"
by Emo2person September 19, 2018
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Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009
mugGet the Blast the shaftmug.

Shaft

Putting everything you got into something and getting screwed in the ass aka getting ripped off this word can also be used in mobile gacha games like DB legends to complain about not getting a certain featured unit on a summon banner after trying to get it for the 1 millionth time
You: dude I can’t get the new LF vegito blue I’ve already used about 30k crystals on this banner and still haven’t gotten him I got hit with the shaft

Friend: damn I got him like on my 3rd summon with only 5k crystals

You: fuck you
by Supasyanide May 15, 2021
mugGet the Shaftmug.

Shaft Juice

Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more
Bro she sucked the shaft juice out
by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022
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shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue
The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.
by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013
mugGet the shaft lippingmug.

slurp shaft

When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
by Pork master W July 13, 2021
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