Beer Season

The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.

Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."

Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."

by Naetron77 February 6, 2013

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

icy season

the season to love ur self and ur ripe ass

it is icy season ladies

by icyseason1234 December 12, 2021

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022

fb season

football season

it’s fb season bro!

by tdog420 February 14, 2018

Playboi season

The time of year typically between March and September to go be a fuckboy/hoe. The goal of playboi season is to aquire as much clout as possible

"Hey when's playboi season?"
"All the time the fuck you think!"

by Pdaddydave September 24, 2017

turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017