Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spidermug. When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
Get the porch couch seasonmug. A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors
by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017
Get the Porch Monkeymug. 