Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.
"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 08, 2023
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Five Finger Lettuce

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.
by Northstar56 June 18, 2020
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Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste
Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.
by Gut_pirate69 November 27, 2021
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slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.
by Penguinboy21 June 09, 2021
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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
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lettuce pile

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?
by GeeLuver September 13, 2022
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024
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