When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
Get the Side Knotmug. The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."
"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "
by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014
Get the clot knotmug. She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.
by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017
Get the duce knotmug. The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.
'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'
by Sidders02 March 8, 2021
Get the shag-knotmug. by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022
Get the Gay Shrimp Knotmug. When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit
Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!
Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!
Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
Get the Who got your balls in a knot?mug. by Glando March 15, 2021
Get the Bologna Knotmug.