Steam academy

A school with these dumb ass teachers like the gym teacher not letting you do anything, the math teacher always failing you, the English teacher also always failing you, the earth science teacher “is it true do I care”. And these kids OMG don’t let me get started on these kids like how don’t you know that February has 28 days, how they don’t know how to use a computer, and how they always starting some shit cause they wanna fight.

No one: hey you know that school steam academy

Me: yea why

No one: yo that school is so trash you fail for no reason

Me: yea fuck that school lets go to MVHS

by School1234 February 25, 2019

Ribet Academy

Freddy the frogs birthing place

Hey man, I wouldn’t go to Ribet Academy, Freddy is choking his chicken

by RibetAcademyLover March 18, 2019

Grizzly Academy

I think Anthony went here

Anthony: *picture of him at Grizzly academy*
Everyone: WE GET IT, YOU WENT TO GRIZZLY

by COZX August 4, 2019

Thayer Academy

A prep school on the lower half of the Independent School League in terms of academics but is nonetheless a lowkey hard school if you take a shit load of APs and Honors courses. Looks a lot like Hogwarts in the winter and has an administration that doesn’t give a fuck about education in the humanities but will happily build a new hockey rink for the whitest offspring you’ll ever find in Hingham, Cohasset, and Duxbury. The headmaster does absolutely nothing while the high school Director wields a hammer of pain.

“Dude where do you go to school?”
“Thayer Academy”
“Wow you must be rich af.”

by Litotes Fiend September 8, 2019

Wren academy

The school for poshos and nonces
If you go there I feel sort for you

Person: yo wagwan pifting u got any p g

Wren kid: why no sir but I have something for you

Person: what

Wren kid: a number for childline it’s 0800 1111 I learnt this in Wren Academy maybe you should go

by TheRobloxMandem December 16, 2019

The Sutton Academy

The Sutton Academy is a high school full of sketty whores who just want some dick inside them and obnoxious slags who've been with everyone in 50 miles. The year 7s think they run the place even though the rest of us could easy boot them down the corridors. The year eights say they aren't chavs but their hair, makeup, and attitudes indicate otherwise. The year nines all chat pure shit about each other and act about 4 even though they're 13 and 14. The year 10s have slugs on their faces instead of eyebrows. The year 11s all want to shoot the year sevens and they're just waiting to take their GCSE's and leave.

Overall the students are all slutty bitches who smoke weed and talk shit for a living.

Mr. Ryan is a pedo. Ms. Sherman walks like a vulture.

The Sutton Academy is a shithole full of sketty whores and obnoxious slags.

by Your favourite whore December 19, 2019

Pioneers Academy

A shithole

Is that a brothel?
No it’s the Pioneers Academy

by jsyqgwhsgcanqywf February 17, 2020