kill yourself

the thing people say to their friends all the time because they love each other so much <3

Jimmy: hey SteeringWheelFaceReveal did you see the new Fortnite season?
Steeringwheelfacereveal: Kill yourself
Jimmy: fair point

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

Kill Joke

When someone else kills the joke by getting serious, and having to explain why its not funny, and how serious it is instead.

You are such a kill joke.

by NirvanasLithium February 12, 2019

deffo kill

A kill that in competitive online games is aimed to stop the enemy attack

*Player 1 are you about to peek mid?*
*yea but i'll draw back shortly after a deffo kill
*alr seems good we need that*

by Sheix April 14, 2023

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Monkey Kill

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.

That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.

by Dougie Dougster August 20, 2011

Killed in Action

When you’re running to take a shit, but it slips out before you reach the toilet

Mom: “The dog shit on the living room carpet again”

Guy1: “That wasn’t the dog mom, I was killed in action”

by cochiserock143 January 27, 2022

Last Kill

noun:
1. a kill which occurs after all others; the final kill

verb:
1. to obtain the last kill as defined above

n:
When JKA was uninstalled from Reign's computer, he insured that he would retain the last kill on Kane forever.

v:
Reign last killed Kane.

by sourcealex December 28, 2011