An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.
by simpsont106 May 18, 2021
Get the The Flakey Onemug. a torture program thats been around for generations thats sadly still used to this day..this program can cause nauseau, pain to the eyes and ears, nose bleeds, migranes, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of genocide, and eventually the murdering of oneself
student1: man i wish we could at least turn this shit down its like a channel one concert in here!
student2: dude shut the fuck up the teachers lookin over here...you know we cant touch that tv...god bless us ..everyone
student2: dude shut the fuck up the teachers lookin over here...you know we cant touch that tv...god bless us ..everyone
by judybooty May 27, 2010
Get the Channel onemug. A hot girl with a high confidence level and high self-assessed sexual prowess. May frequently have more than one significant other.
by Mark Nick January 11, 2009
Get the harem of onemug. To "blow" or smoke "one" (one could also mean several in many cases) joint, blunt, cigar, etc. that contain marijuana.
by Macjizzy October 15, 2009
Get the Blow onemug. To telephone someone and let the phone ring once before hanging up. Usually done when the onebeller is low on credit.
by SixNapoleons August 1, 2009
Get the One Bellmug. by Jerry September 7, 2004
Get the Man Onemug. A very multi talented all rounder 12 membered girl group based in korea. They are also 12 dorks who wiz*ones love so much. IZ*ONE is temporary but will forever live in wiz*ones heart. IZ*ONE are meant to be together and are destined for eachother, they are seriously one of the best kpop groups that would ever exist.
by izoneOt12 November 7, 2020
Get the IZ*ONEmug.