Tankapotamas

a man, usually heavier built, who can handle mass quantities of alcohol and/or weed and still keep going.

Joe: "You see that bigger guy over there just slamming those beers down?"
Mitch: "Ya man, thats Bill... he's such a tankapotamas."

Jared: "Dude, Josh, you've hit that bong like 8 times!"
Josh: "Yo bro, i'm a motha fucking tankapotamas"

by MoneyChimp February 19, 2010

Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

World Of Tanks

A online Tank game made by wargaming (greedy cunts) which used to be good until mid 2016 where the game because pay-to-win with tanks such as Skorpion G, Obj 252u/Defender, Chrystler K GF and Nameless. Now in world of tanks if you don't have a tier 8 PREMIUM tank or a PREMIUM account don't bother going past tier 6.

#FuckWargaming.

Veteran: Ah, I remember the good old days of World Of Tanks.
Newbie: fuck this game, now im bankrupt.
Veteran: Sucked in.
Wargaming: selling e-25 and pzIIj $150 each >:D

by 4amGod July 20, 2017

sugar in his tank

A casual way to suggest a straight man might be a homosesual "in the closet" or bisexual.

-girl- "OMG Sarha! Did you see how your boyfriend looked at Mark when he walked in the room? I think he's got a little sugar in his tank"

by Wize One August 5, 2008

tankoo

Cuddly form of "thank you"

You gave me a special gift. Tankoo

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Serj Tankian

the most beautiful, creative, multifaceted rock artist out there.

Serj Tankian of System of a Down is a remarkable musician.

by secondrenaissance February 20, 2004

tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005