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templar trash

A genre of books brought into prominence after the success of The Da Vinci Code in which the author mentions the Knights Templar, the Freemasons, the Illuminati or any other historical secret society in order to add credibility to his or her work of total fiction.
Your local bookstore probably has an entire shelf-full of templar trash.
by peridot823 October 10, 2008
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tempeh

What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
by creaternity April 27, 2006
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Getting Templed

Pertaining to students specifically enrolled at Temple University, but also applicable to its alumni in the real world, it is the equivalent to 'Getting Fucked' and not in a good way. Most commonly occurring when a student commutes in to school for a single purpose which subsequently gets thwarted.
1. I got templed today. I drove in to school to pick up my refund check from the Student Financial Services, but they lost it and when I got back to my car, Campus Police had issued me a parking ticket.

2. I had a meeting with my advisor today so that I can graduate on time, but when I arrived, he had forgotten about it and gone home for the day. Getting Templed sucks.
by Peter H. August 28, 2008
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Tempest

A beautiful, attractive woman with a fierce personality.
She looks mellow and sweet , don’t go on her looks she is in fact a tempest.
by Fizz September 16, 2019
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temperrr shot

A "Call of Duty" trickshot involving the "Modern Warfare 2" sniper, the "Intervention". Originally created by God himself, FaZe Temperrr.
Oh my God, oh my God! I just hit a fucking temperrr shot!
by pailow June 9, 2020
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Room temperature IQ

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.
Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010
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temper tanTrump

The anger and frustration you display towards your opponents when they challenge or disrespect you. They are trying to mess with you and you are not having it. A shortened version of the word is a tanTrump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, tanTrump
The CEO was really pissed and he let everyone know it. Yeah Bob, he threw a really big temper tanTrump.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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