Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.

Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?

by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006

Power Point Teacher

A teacher too lazy to actually teach or do any work and who resorts instead to reading useless power point summaries for the entire class period not bothering to explain or go in depth into any of the material. When referring to these teachers it is common to hear the phrase "Even I could teach better than him/her." Class attendance to these teachers' classes either turns out to be a big waste of time or it provides an individual with a refreshing nap.

Michelle: Hey you're in chem 101! I need to take that class next semester. Is your teacher any good?
John: Nah he's a power point teacher. He reads his shitty slides during the entire class period and never actually teaches. I don't think anyone except him knows what's going in that class. Wanna go smoke weed with me?
Michelle: Yeah sure.

by ssicinsc February 20, 2010

Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

teacher despiser

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one

teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to

by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011

Teaching My Liver to Swim

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

by craptastrophy October 14, 2011