Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

tater

smol potater

look at his taters

by coconut 876 April 29, 2019

Tater

Something cool, and/or viewed acceptable by the public

Drake: I just had sex w a 10, her pussy was tater

by Fancysteam7 March 11, 2019

tater

An unforgiving morning wood

When you wake up with a tater between your legs, and Randy will never understand. When your tater is so big, it has its own Volleyball team. #TeamTater

by Iliveinthegutter June 11, 2018

Tater Thot

A young kid, usually 11 or 12, on an online game that is desperately looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend. They are usually a noob in the game and will ask to date you.

Tater Thot: Hai sexy wanna be my bf
Person: Sorry, I don't talk to tater thots.

Tater Thot: I was gonna twerk on you ;3
Person: This is deeply disturbing.

by Annathelamp May 29, 2018

Tater Smash

The tater smash is when two are engaged in heterosexual sex (doggystyle) the male reaches deeply in the anal cavity of the women grabbing all he could find of the remains of defection. Once in the hand the female spits on the waste and shoves it in the males rectum.

Wow dude, I heard that last night Adrian and Pelli Tater Smashed while Scott sat in the corner solo tater smashing.

Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.

by george floi February 3, 2021

stinky tater tots

when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."

"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"

by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014