Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

the tater

The Tater, Also know as a "Sadie" or "Critterham" . Is an elusive Ayurvedic Yogi Ninja. Skilled in many disciplines including but not limited to: knitting sweaters for mice, chopping peoples muscular situation into bliss, collecting bowls, making green magic potions, and taming Chihuahuas.

The Tater , is awesome ! She hiked 8 mis drank some green juju then massaged some ladie into pudding ! I bet she's gonna knit some thing any minute! She's badass that Tater !

Your hair looks nice today ,Tater 😘.

by LewChoUish May 7, 2018

Tatered

The state of being drunk, or getting drunk

Let's go get tatered at my place I've got a keg

by ZiggyStarman August 24, 2018

Taters

Kids roughly between the ages of 16-24 that hangout at their local gas station parking lot in small towns.

Hey bud, Did you see the taters are up at the station again?

by Diesel91 August 25, 2019

Tater Juice

It's hard to find expensive liquor that someone a tater purchased just to show off on Instagram.

Cheng has been drinking Tater Juice. He must have had a bad day. I can not believe he opened that bottle of Double Eagle.

by Truthteller85 February 18, 2024

Tater Circus

A tater circus is when you have leftover bags of frozen potato products that individually aren't enough to throw in the air fryer, but together, as a tater circus, they make a decent snack. Sometimes includes the occasional onion ring, egg roll, or mozzarella stick (also known as the 'freak show').

Dude you got any munchies? Hell yeah I do, tater circus all the way

by Raul Coronado May 11, 2022

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018