R-Tard Also known as retard;
1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"
by Trent D December 12, 2008
Get the R-Tardmug. When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.
by hexicon September 12, 2006
Get the 'tard patchmug. by BeetheBee February 12, 2009
Get the Tard Bangermug. Where one transforms into a child-like and immature state. Usually involving the consumption of mass amounts of alcohol supplemented with incoherent and biligerant behaviour.
Tard Outs can occur on a scale measured "level" 1 through 5. For the rare "train wreck" of a tard out, there is a level 6 which is referred to as a cataclysmic tard out.
Tard Outs can occur on a scale measured "level" 1 through 5. For the rare "train wreck" of a tard out, there is a level 6 which is referred to as a cataclysmic tard out.
Remember when Ty left 500 bucks on the blackjack table to go down and play poker. What a cataclysmic tard out!
by Mark Procopio May 11, 2007
Get the tard outmug. People who do lines of k in the bathroom of malls, then walk around really fucked up screaming at people and talking to strangers and making obscene gestures. These people also go to raves, fucked up on k, staring at visualizations, thinking they're on the moon, because they can't walk from all the k. Soon, they think they are gods or Al Pacino, and will start talking in a thick cuban accent telling everyone that they're going to get shit on.
Yo, I snorted what I thought was K but it was just DXM so I had to puke, then we went to this party in Pickering and did more K and then we got kicked out so we went to Mad Bar and did some K and we got kicked out so we went to the mall and we got massages on the 2 dollar chairs. Then we got kicked out.
by Pedram June 29, 2005
Get the K-Tardmug. A mouth guard that when worn properly makes the athlete sound like a tard. It also makes the athlete drool a little to complete the whole ensemble.
"coath, can I go to tha baffroom?"
Coach: what? I can't understand a word you're saying. Take out your mouth tard when you speak. And wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.
Coach: what? I can't understand a word you're saying. Take out your mouth tard when you speak. And wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.
by KennyRex January 27, 2011
Get the Mouth Tardmug. A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.
dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
by trammyman lol September 14, 2007
Get the tard momentmug.