tard factory 

a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity

Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history

tard factory by lord turd December 1, 2015

'tard hook 

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

'tard hook by Joscel June 23, 2011

Tard Jar 

Beyond regarded.

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.

Tard Jar by The Sofa King March 17, 2004

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

tard muffin by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

Tard Fish 

a fish with a nose like an elephant can come out of the water but will shrivle up. So fun to play with and usually owned by Kayla Matteo! Also a tard fish can be a great friend to ANYONE! and it IS real in the waters of Japan! also is related to the retarded fish

I found a tard fish when i went to the beach in Japan.

Tard Fish by Webster Dictionary of America December 14, 2008

Tard law 

A Law passed to prevent a retard from harming, or confusing themselves any further.

That warning label on the blend and lawnmower was put there because of a tard law.

Tard law by MWJW September 28, 2008

tard foul 

when a person acts as such a retard in life.

Holly: Sophie tripped over that soccerball!
Coach: Tard foul, other team gets the ball.

tard foul by sottam March 7, 2009