Taint Knuckle

Someone that shoves all their fingers into a females vagina, so that their knuckles are touching the taint...

Dude my bro Jackson just taint knuckled Rhonda.

by The Judge of the Northeast April 26, 2015

Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.

1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint

by tainter August 10, 2015

Belly Taint

The warm, wet, circular cavity on the lower section of one's abdomen. It is often referred to as a belly button.

Dude, I was feeling her up and totally accidently shoved my finger in her belly taint. It was sweaty and gross and a total turnoff

by Bodoman July 10, 2016

taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.

The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.

by drewspizzaface December 23, 2016

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.

by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016