ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.
I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.
by Spartan Nickie December 21, 2016
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quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.
"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."
by Jake C March 04, 2014
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Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
by Witch man July 16, 2022
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Tactical Lunchable

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."
by El Chapi April 22, 2020
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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Tactical Baptism

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism
by Jakalbins November 24, 2019
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tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.
Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot
by used oatmeal August 18, 2023
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