turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

by Mr. Kakalaka April 26, 2018

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touch of gray

when a person of the male origin has a streak of gray in his hair which makes him overconfident

did you just see that guy with the touch of gray?
yeah he just hit on like three girls in a row!

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The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

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When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.

Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes

by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021

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When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome

by cheese cheese April 16, 2022

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The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin May 20, 2018

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Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 13, 2013

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