The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
Get the Real Tomato Hoursmug. by Hi Ciara July 10, 2019
Get the Tinned Tomato Zombiemug. when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
by large_erection14 April 14, 2018
Get the tomato-cream soupmug. by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017
Get the heinz tomato ketchupmug. When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016
Get the Wet Cleveland Tomatomug. by Big boi27 November 10, 2018
Get the Big lettuce tomatomug. by DDD in Dallas March 21, 2013
Get the Fried green tomatoesmug.