trucker's toilet

When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
by anonymoustaylor March 24, 2011
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Toilet Necklace

A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.
by 2lucky2deal December 14, 2015
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toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 09, 2020
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toilet slop

Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.
Her boyfriend's penis tasted like toilet slop after he took a shit.
by Martin Mystery June 26, 2007
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Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
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toilet squatter

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.
by rattyiggle April 22, 2020
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Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.
by Mr.0range1981 August 06, 2010
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