N. A humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically glass, that is at or over 4 liters in size. Most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.
Dude, you bought the jug o wine!
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark - as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
by Gnome De Plumb August 09, 2008
by winedaughter April 19, 2016
The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
by Baby_Belly_69 May 30, 2010
The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.
by Charlie22 July 15, 2012
To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
by themodernlinguist January 27, 2020
by Lamppost pepperoni stik February 07, 2007
A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Mimaloma November 17, 2010