Moroccan Handshake

When two men insert their hands one into the anus and the other into the vagina and meet in the middle

Terry and his girlfriend met Barry at the bar and used the restroom to perform a Moroccan Handshake

by SteveMarley420 May 28, 2016

cheesy handshake

To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.

-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.

by Spoopleman April 16, 2017

Hawaiian Handshake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump

"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"

by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019

dorset handshake

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.

"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."

by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017

Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman

I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake

by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022

Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.

I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017

Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021