washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.
Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.
by smackmondo February 19, 2018
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Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus
I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny
by mcchs963 August 06, 2023
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Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 08, 2020
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Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019
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The Full Wash

1. When a person's genitals and anus is being licked in an orderly fashion. This can work for either gender.

2. In a threesome (or in a bigger group), one person can lick the genitals while the other licks the anus at the same time. More people may focus on one place than the other, but they both have to be licked simultaneously.
1. So, my girlfriend gave me the full wash last night. It was awesome as balls!

2. Guy #1: Wow, I never expected four people to give the full wash to just one person. Guy #2: Yeah, Pornos are filled with all kinds of crazy shit nowadays...
by Master Menos March 31, 2014
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Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast
by Spacedmunkee June 03, 2021
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Cheshire wash

When a slutty posh girl from cheshire cleans a mans genitals with their mouth
That girl last night gave me a proper cheshire wash, it was amazing!
by Spunkyjosh June 18, 2021
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