Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017

Barnie the Walrus

Just let the word explain

Look its barnie the walrus!

by mlemingshobe July 27, 2020

To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.

Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be

by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.

Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people

by kenna_christie June 26, 2016