Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.
We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.
by dwinters January 29, 2014
mugGet the Arkansas Tire Swingmug.
Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
mugGet the Swinging on the purple chandeliermug.

swinging sacks

I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox.
by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003
mugGet the swinging sacksmug.

swing heil

FROM:
"to swing" = to have sex
and
"sig heil" = Nazi salutation "sig heil" (hail victory)

therefore: the victory of sex, hailing a sex victory, emo victory sex scream, the repudiation of faux-fascist prudish sex police faux-morality, etc.

Uses:
1. You got over, and got laid

or, if you like,

2. "physical and emotional intimacy transcends mental gameplay in the same way that a simultaneous orgasm is more devine and thoughtful than any theological/philosophical discussion, ergo: preferred."
pretty girl sez:

"Hey Rory, you rock; want some poon?"

Response:

"Swing Heil! Let's get munchin'!"
by marlon420 February 12, 2008
mugGet the swing heilmug.

swing dat shit

a dance done to a special baltimore club music song called swing dat shit
by brittspit April 12, 2008
mugGet the swing dat shitmug.

no room to swing a cat

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.
by Dramaturgist August 6, 2018
mugGet the no room to swing a catmug.

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
mugGet the donkey cock swingmug.

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