Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Strapped It

When your with the Rumble Pack crew and get permission to ride scoots on the track. Resulting in a broken Tibia for sending the beans.

"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. Now his legs broke"
"Yeahhh, he strapped it"

by Strappedit April 3, 2024

billy 2 straps

A person in the 90's-00's who wore both backpack straps and was deemed a loser

Look at Adam over there with his Billy 2 straps

by niceonemate April 24, 2014

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

strap

Short for strap on. A strap is a dildo that attaches to the waist by harness. Straps are not just for lesbians, they're for anyone who wants to fuck their partner with a dildo. See pegging for more info.

Kanye asked kim to peg him with her strap.

by im u fucking sadist17 September 28, 2021

beef straps

A food..

Those beef straps taste good.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Side Strap

An ordinary strap held sideways is a side strap, lots of gangstas use this technique, it's the most G thing you can possibly do.
While you side strap with one hand, best form requires your other hand to be down near your draws, even clutching your groin if you're feeling particularly gangsta.
The act of performing a side strap is called side strapping.

G #1: When I aim my gat, I side strap it, that's the G thing to do.
G #2: Hell yeah, I'm always side strapping my gat.

by jcfoolsdefiningshit June 22, 2021