A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

Spicy Stranger Danger

Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.

"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"

by AssMaster5k June 5, 2022

voyeur stranger

When you sit on your dick and hand to make them numb then masturbate to feel like your not involved in any action at all.

Refer to "The Stranger" and "The Reverse Stranger"

Man I plan on meeting a voyeur stranger tonight.

by Anom24887536 June 27, 2017

Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.

John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.

by gaptooth December 17, 2023

Italian stranger

Masturbating using pizza grease

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger

by Munchies42069 March 9, 2018

stranger

somebody who you once loved but now no longer “know” or speak to.

we went from lovers to strangers once again.

by ddeyysi November 27, 2023

Stranger things

Heyyy! Why did you search "Stranger things?"
A: Because I love stranger things

B: I hate Stranger things

C: Idk randomly.

(Now go read the letter you picked)

A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.

B: I never wanna speak to you again.

C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!

Someone: What is the best show?
Me: STRANGER THINGS!!!!

by Stella*ੈ✩‧₊˚ January 13, 2025