SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.

Logan simps for Madison.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021

Simp

Griffin

Did you guys know Griffin is a big simp?

by DisasterDoctor March 12, 2020

Simp

Seth

My name is Seth I am a simp

by Seth switch April 29, 2020

Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".

by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

Simp

That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat

Hey, did you know that oliver has been a simp ?
( everyone knew)

by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020

Simp

Someone who does absolutely to much for the person they like

Layla: Lets go to the park
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!

by Ebonydebaddie October 13, 2020