by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013
Get the Shart-clenchmug. High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd
Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.
by kriegmann January 3, 2015
Get the whale shartmug. by agingergirl May 20, 2014
Get the sperm shartmug. the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014
Get the Shart Puffmug. Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
Get the Cotton Shartmug. Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
Get the scram shartmug. "Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs May 21, 2018
Get the Reggae Shartmug.