side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014

Three body problem

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.

Did you hear George and Jerry had a three body problem last night?

by Rikstah April 4, 2024

3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.

I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.

by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024

Frat World Problem

Similar to a first world problem, any irritating situation commonly faced by fraternity members.

I can’t believe we have beer but no nicotine. Such a frat world problem.

by anonymous May 14, 2023

Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015

Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021

Hitbox Problem Causer Slasher

When there is a Slasher main who is at least Milestone IV and he cooks the server wipe like 1eggs once did😭

"They say he is a hitbox problem causer Slasher."

by Guest's Dictionary October 27, 2025