Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.

My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.

by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018

Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

Polish Goodmorning

When you get woken up in the morning with fellatio and after nutting in her mouth, she washes it down with a shot of Vodka.

Yeah man the first date went way better than expected. I stayed over and she woke me up with a Polish Goodmorning.

by Anjelich August 18, 2020

polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.

Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...

by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017

polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers

Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock

by Piddlecak September 18, 2017

Polish firecracker

A girl that is of half Polish and half Irish descent.

That Zuzanna O'Sullivan is real Polish firecracker.

by MrGrum May 25, 2017