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smoking a pole

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.
by Traburn March 24, 2016
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pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
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Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why
by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022
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front pole

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.
Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020
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Bro Pole

Yo dude, just grab your bro pole and ram her!
by Tidder March 26, 2013
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pole play

Touching, stroking or sucking a guy’s dick
When I first met Pepe, he said that he was opposed to fucking or any pole play until we were in a committed relationship.
by El Dorado 1968 June 1, 2018
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chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis
The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
shlong good wood penis dick cock
by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016
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