Penis Moment

when the sus is imposter

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"

by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021

Beef Moment

A short, passing disagreement shared between acquaintances. A bit of beef, lasting briefly.

"Jeez Matthew, can't we ever watch anything other than Tim Duncan highlights?"
"Whoa Emily, do you really have a problem with The Big Fundamental?!"
"No, you're right, those five rings deserve some respect."
"Phew, it was about to get heated, I'm glad it was just a beef moment"

by Mugsy Toads August 3, 2015

fangirl moment

A moment when a fan girl either thinks about her obsession, sees her obsession, or have her obsession be mentioned on tv/YouTube

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Cassie today? She's freaking out
Person 2: yeah....she had a fangirl moment when I mentioned Jack........

by tagat June 4, 2016

douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

flower moment

When someone forgets something that is very easy to find, such as a headset or something as big as a car.

Person 1: "Sorry I wasn't able to make it to work today, I couldn't find my car in front of my house."
Person 2: "flower moment"

by blightttt April 4, 2020

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010